Tag: theft

  • More information

    For the sake of fairness, I suppose I should note that new information has come to light. Campus Watch now claim that they cut the chain of a totally different bicycle at approximately the same time as my colleagues bicycle was stolen. Also that they have been in touch with the supposed owner of the…

  • How to steal a bicycle

    Find a nice looking bicycle on campus Visit Campus Watch (Security) and tell them you’ve forgotten the combination to the combination lock Show your student card that proves you are a foreign student in your final year of study who is about to leave the country Show the security guard where the bicycle is, and…